yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

cancer

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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