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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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