What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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