Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Knock knock. Racism.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Compton

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Moo! I'm a goat!

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Spinabifita

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Hey Shea

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

TIMMAH!

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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