- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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