why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

A white person at Harvard

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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