- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Butt poop.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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