- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

Justin's humor

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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