4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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