Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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I'm hungry.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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America

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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