Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Har har hey

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