I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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PATHETIC

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Men's Rights

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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