What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Dont look at me.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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