what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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