Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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obamas trench

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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