roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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You copy and paster!

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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