What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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