- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

Bob fell off his roof.

Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Get in the car.

What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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