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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

Get in the car.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

Paige

What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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