What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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It’s dead.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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