- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

elen degeneres is straight....

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

A white person at Harvard

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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