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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

An English man walks into a pub.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

the asian kid gets an F

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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