Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

full house

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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