Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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