- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

you know whats funny... nothing.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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