- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Your grandma's cookies.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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