- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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