There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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