- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Faithful men.

Ask me if im a tree? No

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

a jew walks out of a furnace

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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