- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

butt sex

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

boobs.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

shauns beautiful

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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