- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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