- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

You're welcome!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Faithful men.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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