- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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