what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Are you gay? No. Ok.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Women's rights

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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