- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

The Holocaust.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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