- Anti Joke

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

you are a åsshole :)

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.