Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Of course, first door on your left

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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