What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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