What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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