- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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