whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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A white person at Harvard

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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whats long and green? weed

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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0 + 0 = 0

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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