- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Women's rights.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

E= McVagina

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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