Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

There was an american man on the way to work.

Samraj.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Brad Fuller!

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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