Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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