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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Hey, Max!!

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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