What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Why did the

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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