What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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