- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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