Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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bryden is a faggot

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Mormons having fun.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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One below was by me: Walter H

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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