Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Justin Bieber

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DESERT

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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