- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

donald................duck for president

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

religion.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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