- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

YOLO You only like Oreos

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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