- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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