A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Anti Joke

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