- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

She said no

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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