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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

elen degeneres is straight....

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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