Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Women's rights

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

One time I masturbated by myself

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Anti Joke

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