Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Anti Joke

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