- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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