- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

1 + 1 = 3

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Justin Bieber.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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