- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

This one time at band camp music was played.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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