- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

roses are red. violets are violet...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Gingers.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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