- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Dusters blow stuff.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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