- Anti Joke

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name