Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

why is john so fat years of over eating

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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