- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

There's a god, just kidding.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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